CHRISTMAS CHEER

(Christmas sounds... bells... christmas carols being sung)
(Car pulling into driveway)

It was a typical winters day
Christmas Cheer was far and wide
The weather was cool brisk and snowy
Perfect for a seasonal homicide

The kids waited up for dear old dad
They were cute in a certain way
But this would not change my morbid scheme
My wife I would have to slay

My wife’s a bitch
She makes me so pissed
The kids are all shits
I hate f#cking Christmas
yeah yeah yeah
My wife’s a bitch
She makes me so pissed
The kids are all shits
I hate f#cking Christmas

There I saw her sitting in the kitchen
When I spied a rigid knife
The electric knife was fine for carving
Why not use it on my wife

Quietly I crept up behind her
Slowly reaching out my hand
Then I threw her backwards by the hair
Not minding where she might land

Then I plunged the knife down into her throat
Where upon I turned it on
All I heard was bubbling blood
This meant she was surely gone

My wife’s a bitch
She makes me so pissed
The kids are all shits
I hate f#cking Christmas
yeah - yeah yeah
My wife’s a bitch
She makes me so pissed
The kids are all shits
I hate f#cking Christmas

Then her body began to twitch and write
So I stabbed her again and again
There I was, hacking a way
I did it four and ten
All was quiet now
Oh yes except for that whir
For the electric knife was still a churning
A whir... a whir... a whir...

My wife’s a bitch
She makes me so pissed
The kids are all shits
I hate f#cking Christmas
yeah yeah yeah
My wife’s a bitch
She makes me so pissed
The kids are all shits
I hate f#cking Christmas

(lyrics BLOOD)