INT. CAVALIERS - NIGHT
Kirk walks up to Dex and gives him a hug. Dex walks to the
chalk board by the pool table and writes his name on the
board. He then settles up to the bar. Julia walks past behind
him with a pool cue.
MICHELLE
Hey honey.
DEX
Hi Michelle.
MICHELLE
Guiness?
DEX
Nah. A coke is fine. Can you make
it look like a mixed drink?
MICHELLE
Oh, that's right. The bet. My
money's on Dill.
Michelle gets him a coke.
DEX
Thanks for the vote of confidence.
So how are things?
MICHELLE
Things are good. Where have you
been?
DEX
Out and about. I saw this great
perfect girl the other night and
I've been looking all over for her.
Michelle's eyes get big.
MICHELLE
Betsy?
DEX
(shocked)
No. Hey, how did you know I used to
like Betsy.
MICHELLE
Honey. This is a bar. This is where
you get fucked up.
I know tons of shit about you and
everyone that comes in here.
Especially stuff you don't want me
to know about.
Dex hunches over the bar.
DEX
Good point. Anyways, the girl I'm
talking about is way beyond Betsy.
She's an angel, a goddess.
Julia is in the background doing something crude. Michelle
nods her head as if she's listening, she's not paying
attention, she's writing a to do list that reads laundry,
hair-cut, light bulbs.
MICHELLE
So what's this girls name?
Dex looking up as Julia walks up behind him.
DEX
That's the trick, I don't know
anything about her, but I'll find
her. No matter how long is takes.
Julia is handing Michelle some money for a drink. She reaches
past Dex who doesn't notice who's behind him.
DEX
I'll find her.
In the background, we can see Julia playing pool with Dylan
and Kirk.
MICHELLE
Uh huh. Good luck.
Michelle walks away to tend to another customer. Dex sits
back and revolves on his bar stool. Straight ahead of him is
Julia. She's setting a cue against a wall and picking up a
purse. Dex seems un-phased. Then, as she makes her way to the
womens bathroom he realizes what's going on.
He jumps up to follow her. She walks into the women's
bathroom. Dex stops short of the door just missing her. He
waits for a second, and then goes in after her.
Dylan and Kirk look at each other and laugh.
INT. WOMEN'S BATHROOM - NIGHT
Julia is fixing her make up when she is startled by Dex's
intrusion. Dex seems out of breath.
JULIA
Uh, hi. Little boy's room all full?
DEX
Huh? Oh.. Uh hi.. my name is Dex.
Julia just looks at Dex's outstretched hand. Dex recoils his
hand.
DEX
Yeah, see. I saw you last week at
Dead Links and I uh..
Julia is looking at him as if he is from mars. Dex starts to
look around the bathroom, realizing he's never been in there.
DEX
Hey, this is kinda nice.
Julia looks uncomfortable.
JULIA
(clearing her throat)
DEX
(stammering)
Uh, listen. I saw you last week and
I tried to chase after you.. I mean
follow, er.. I mean.. I wanted...
Dex pauses
JULIA
What did you want?
DEX
I wanted to talk to you.
JULIA
And what would you have said?
DEX
I think you're beautiful.
Julia is actually shocked. Her head tilts down but her eyes
go up. Just as the two of them are about to be lost in a
touching moment, they are interrupted by some girl in a
stall.
ANONYMOUS GIRL
Do you mind? I'm trying to take a
shit in here.
Julia's eyes widen. Dex grits and bears his teeth.
DEX
Uh, ya wanna get out of here.
JULIA
No.
Dex looking disappointed.
JULIA
No silly. You go out there and I'll
finish up in here. I need to take a
pee.
Dex stumbles out of the rest room. A big smile on his face.
He walks past his friends without addressing them. He's in a
fog.
INT. DEX IS SEATED AT THE BAR - NIGHT
Dex sits and waits. He fidgets. Julia then walks up and sits
next to him.
JULIA
That's not how I usually meet
boys.(hic)
DEX
Me neither.
Julia laughs. Dex again extends his hand. Julia takes it and
shakes it.
DEX
Hi. My name is Dex.
JULIA
Is that short for Dexter?
DEX
(humorously upset)
How very observant of you.
Julia sees her error.
JULIA
I'm Julia.
DEX
Nice to meet you Julia. Look, can I
buy you a drink or something.
JULIA
You can buy me three or four. (hic)
Dex is shocked.
DEX
So, what do you like to do.
JULIA
Is this Blind Date or something?
ElimmaDex.. Well, I like to ride
horses... I love animals.
DEX
Really?
(beat)
Animals are cool.
Julia gives him a strange look.
DEX
Where ya from?
JULIA
Texas. I grew up in Ama-ama-ama
rillo.
Dex looks taken a back.
JULIA
What? You don't like Texas?
DEX
What? Me? No, Texas is great. Love
it. If it's one thing I'm always
telling my friends is how much I
love Texas. So, uh.. how do you
like San Diego?
JULIA
It's okay. Weird guys. I've been
thinking of moving back to Texas if
things don't work out.
DEX
Don't do that... er, I mean.. I
always say it's not the
environment.. it's your attitude.
JULIA
Right...
(beat)
Rum and coke?
DEX
Yeah. I've been trying to cut back
on the drinking.
Julia looks disappointed.
DEX
But I still do plenty of drugs, a
lot of acid and "e" and shit.
JULIA
Greeaaattt. You're funny.
Dex doesn't realize she thinks he's joking.
DEX
(looking around)
So, uh, are you here alone?
JULIA
No, I came with my friend Margaret,
only I don't see her anymore.
Julia begins to look around.
DEX
What'd she look like?
JULIA
Short hair, kinda cute.
DEX
I think I ran into her outside. I
think she was leaving with some
guy.
JULIA
Don't be ridiculous.
(not so confident)
Margaret wouldn't leave me.
DEX
Well, if she did leave, I could
give you a ride...
Kirk calls Dex's name to play pool.
KIRK
Dex!! Dexter!
Dex turns around and looks at Kirk. He looks worried, like
he's going to miss his only chance.
DEX
That's me, but.. but I don't have
to play.
JULIA
Sure you do.
Dex looks confused.
JULIA
You're playing me. Rack'em up
Dexter.
Julia gets up and starts to chalk her cue. Right about now is
when Johnny Cash's "One Piece at a time" starts up.
Dex starts to walk towards her as Dylan steps in front of him
and blocks him. Kirk moves in on Julia.
DEX
Hey, what gives.
DYLAN
We saw her first, man.
DEX
No no no, you don't understand.
Don't fuck around. This is the girl
I've been looking for..
Kirk walks up to Dex.
KIRK
No, you don't understand. We saw
Julia first. Get in line retard.
DEX
Guys, this is the girl. The girl.
Come on. What gives? I thought you
were dating a stripper and you...
(motioning towards Dylan)
You're supposed to be celibate.
KIRK
Sorry buddy.
DYLAN
Finder's keepers.
DEX
Great. Figures, I'd run into my
friends "cock" and "block" when I
meet the woman of my dreams.
JULIA
Are we going to play? Put up or
shut up.
Now we show numerous shots of setting up to play pool.
Chalking. Breaking. Balls sinking. Different looks. The three
friends competing for Julia's attention. Dylan and Kirk
smile. Dex can't keep his eyes off Julia.
Cavaliers Scene Gothic Cowboy © 2002 Jeromy Cox and Most Funnest Entertainment